Character Information

I don't know what is it that you're here for, really. Mostly because there isn't much for me to tell you, but if you're goin' to sit there then I guess I can give you something, yeah?

Well, for starters the name is Jordan, Jordan Wilds. Or just Joe, whichever you prefer really. I come from the small town of Bloomfield. Which is in the Blackpool and that is located in England. I don't recommend that you go there for a visit with the family anytime soon though. It isn't the most... sanitary town out there. With that said, you can probably guess what growing up in a town like that was like for a young lad with a single mother. If you can't, then let me give you a quick run down, since you obviously have a few loose bolts in your head or somethin'.

I lived in a gang country for most of my life, so it was only natural that I started slingin' at a young age. Shot my first gun at thirteen. Killed a few wankers by the time I was sixteen. So, I wouldn't be the ideal guy to bring back to the folks. Far from it actually. Now that I'm actually at an age to where I can go to prison for the rest of my life, it was gettin' little harder for me to keep myself from getting into too much trouble. It's sort of a rush gettin' chased by the cops. Especially if you're high off your asre, then it feels sort of like a game..

Though, that's kinda the reason why I had to leave England. I was a little too popular with the police so I bailed to the U.S.. Now I'm doin' the same shit here. Anyway lemme get back on topic..

When it comes to jobs, I wouldn't say that I have an official one. I steal shit and sell it you see. It pays for my house and drugs so it's better than nothin'. If I'm lucky, I can even trade it for somethin' better, like a gun. I actually have a nifty collection, if I do say so myself. I'd like to say that I'm pretty well respected but I had to do a lot to earn it. When you're a bisexual male, livin' in here, you aren't so welcomed. Nevertheless, I made damn sure that people didn't fuck with me

I weight about 69.8 kg and I stand at a good 182 cms. Sure, I may be a bit lean but I wouldn't let that fool you. Hair and eye color? That should be a bit obvious yeah? Black locks and red eyes. A birth defect that I actually find rather awesome. Others, not so much.

I've been called a demon, among many other names that people tend to have for me but I wouldn't say that I'm complaining. I mean hey, my name is gettin' out there, no?

Now, I'm not gonna get into anything any further, so that's it really. Now if you don't mind I'd like to go scouting for a pub somewhere. Wouldn't mind gettin' a bit of a buzz goin' on right about now, so off you go then. Bye.