I am a being of keen literary mind. I like my RP coherent, well-written, and detailed. A single lonely sentence abandoned in the midst of a desolate chat window just doesn't do it for me, folks. Oh, you don't need to craft an epic Chaucerian saga if you simply want to shoot the breeze, but if you plan on trying to get into my pants (Or, more importantly, get me out of them) then I require effort to be given. Honest to goodness effort! Compound sentences! Correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation! (To a certain extent, at least. After all, tyops happen.) Synonyms! Antonyms! Uh...parallelograms! Just try to aim for about a paragraph in length, that's all I really ask. (More is great but even I, the champion of intellectual communication that I am, draw the line at 3-4 paragraphs.) If you can do all of this, I promise, I'll respond in kind to the best of my ability. 

 

I'll end this high-minded beseeching with the following quote in the hopes I haven't completely frightened you off if you were, in fact, reading this and not just wondering how big my dick is:

 

"Learn the words."

 

It's from Discworld. Great series of books. Very funny. I heartily recommend them.

 

...oh, er, right. Now let's have sex. Or something. 

 

You were wondering, weren't you? Tsk, fine. Hang on, I'll take a picture.

 

 

 

 

 

---------------------------------------

 

Now, in case you remain interested, here's a bit of additional information that could prove useful. Most people refer to this as a "baseball stat list" or some variaton thereof. It's basically a brief description of the person in question, stating pertinent facts such as height, weight, gender, ect. Personally, I refer to them as "sex stats" since, well, rarely do baseball cards list a player's cock size.

 

Although, I'm sure if they did, baseball would be far more popular.

 

Name: Brendon.

Age: Varies, usually somewhere between 15-20 depending on the scenario.

Gender: Male. Definitely male.

Species: Fox. (Deer, as a trial run)

Height: Between 5'-5'10". Again, it varies.

Weight: About 100-125lbs.

Orientation: Strictly a bi switch. Can top, bottom, whatever fits the RP.

Clothing: Varies! You can, however, expect shorts/jeans and a t-shirt if all else fails.

General Build: Effeminate. Curvy hips, cute butt, that sort of thing. You will not, however, mistake him for a girl. He is definitely a boy, just a cute one.

 

Backstory: I disapprove of backstory. Unless it is pertinent to your current RP, they really have no point. Brendon's history/hobbies/job and whatnot are all variable depending upon what I feel like at the time. Still, you can safely assume that both his parents are still alive, he has never owned a gun, and his past remains free of any unusual amount of angst or drama.

 

Well, except for the "teenaged' type where being asked to wash the dishes becomes an existential soul-twinging crisis.

 

And that should be it! At least as far as the "important" stuff is concerned. Most of this can change depending on the details of the RP. He can be older, less girly, wearing different clothes, with a different attitude and so on. Kinks are, as ever, in the link located above. Feel free to peruse them at your leisure.