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Hello, Hello, Hello?

Name: Mike Schmidt
Age: 32
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 201lbs
Hair: Brown
Eye: Brown
Race: Human
F-List: Bi
Marital: Single
Interest: None
Gender: Male
Work: Nightguard
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Ain't Got Time For This

     Mike is not your typical Rent-a-Cop security guy. He doesn't really have a whole call for duty approach when it comes to his work, merely hoping to get a decent paycheck and move along. He's been working in the Nightsand Security Company for far too long, and honestly hates it, but it pays well, provides semi-decent benefits, and covers the cost of his home. He's an independant person who can't stand dealing with exceptionally clingy sorts of types. He doesn't handle people well, so the night shift generally is the most ideal to him; he has absolutely shit for a sleeping schedule anyway, so it's not like he's missing out on anything. He lives the typical bachelor lifestyle, no food in the fridge, only washing clothes when necessary, usually wearing the same outfit several times in a row since he mostly just goes to work, comes home, and strips, etc. He doesn't care about the whole social scene considering he's got a bit of a talent for avoiding most social situations, but he's relatively good at just giving the a-okay and going home and telling people to kindly fuck off if they're necessarily pissing him off. He's even gone so far as to fuck with his little animatronic "co-workers" whenever he's necessarily cranky, usually ending with him getting his ass handed to him by them, though he has little regards for it in the end. However, he is, and always will be secretly protective over the bots, even to the point of trying to see about getting a permanent position should the place reopen later.
     Mike has a sort of love/hate relationship with his co-workers back at Freddy's. Somedays they're nice to him and vice versa, and others he's fighting for his life because someone tripped over a wrong wire during the day and he's the punching bag that evening. However, he takes it all in stride considering the animatronics are about the only real socialization that he gets during his work hours, well, unless he gets a damn phone call. He's highly cautious and pretty uptight about security, though one might mistake that as extremely possessive over his new "Friends" that he won't admit to enjoying the company of. Because of his work life, he doesn't actually have any sort of intimate relationship with anyone outside of it; not that many people find him attractive in the way that would lead to such things since his personality has been considered almost abusive, though it's just a dry, really sharp wit that he'd had to accomodate thanks to his past.

It's A Living

    Rumor has it that Mike here has been a fan of the Fazbear Pizzeria family chain since he was a little kid, having even been the victim of the bite of '87 when he was just a few years old with his family. It's probably why he still goes back even if the place is shutting down and constantly seems to have issues with criminals stealing children and, you know, stuffing them into suits. It wasn't necessarily his dream job to become a security guard for the place, but he was fine with it when the company pulled it up. He wanted to be a cop, like most kids do when they're that age in their lives, but found that the schooling was just too damn much, instead of completing the full training in the Academy, he settled with just handling the security job and detailing for malls and food stores like Freddy's. The animatronics never bothered him in the point that he was always terrified, but he did like fucking with them when they were out and about trying to scare the piss out of him. Unlike his coworkers, he studied their movements and learned more about their AI personalities, meaning he figured out that flashlights were fun as hell to use against them, not to mention that the doors weren't always going to work.
     There were nights he went home with bites, bruises, and possibly actual wounds, but he always came back when the position was opened up again. Mike didn't really get into the whole 'career' thing, though his family wanted to see him go through the full law enforcement line, he found himself unable to be motivated enough to finish it, take the exams, do the school time, etc. He just can't be fucking bothered with it, really, and thanks to that lackadaisy attitude, he gets shuffled around a lot with his security job. He always takes the shift over at Freddy's, though he's been hearing some strange rumors about the animatronics and their relationship with the dayguard as of late. He doesn't really seem to mind it, even going so far as to be protective over his job and position.

Clock Out

    If you ain't figured it out yet, yes, this is a Five Nights At Freddy's Profile character. The image is property of the original creator, obviously, though all lore and history written above has been taken and pulled from different and personal theories about the story behind the actual games. I don't care if they don't match your lore, And I especially don't care if you don't like how I play the character. He is a sarcastic, rude bastard, and if you don't like it, I don't fucking care! He's here to fuck with people's heads and be a general jack ass, so if you don't like it, don't talk to me.
     I, personally, am not my character and what he does shouldn't be held accountable to me as my own personal views or whatever, though I do have some personal discomforts that I won't bother with if you assholes can't take no for an answer. I'm PM friendly, but I'm not about to start humping whoever messages me. I don't add a bunch of people as friends and the like, so just uh, yeah. 
     Smut roleplay is fine, there is no real preference for Mike though he is not available for gore, vore, or anything exceptionally gruesome. He's not got a sexual preference, so male, female, whatever is fine. He works with both human and animatronic versions, but if you do have a character you wish to rp with him with, please have a finished, working profile (That actually shows what and who your character is). If your profile is nothing but a giant wall of text that tells me six difderent ways your character can blink, I probably won't be interested, sorry there is such thing as too much information.
Profile coding credit goes to myself, and to Lipstick.