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..A biography about me? Look who you're asking here...-Lowers his eyelids halfway, lifting his right hand showing his middle finger extending only.- Tch, how troublesome...-Walks off, waving a hand.-
Attention:
In need of a partner-in-crime, a best friend, someone whom I can mess around with and take the shit I throw at him. Now accepting applications.
Ironically enough, Shikamaru Nara is also currently the bartender at IC Lounge. But remember these key quotes;
”Just because he'll serve you doesn't mean he'll like you.”
"Title doesn't dictate his behavior."
The Shika
Warning:
What you're about to read contains actual events The Shika will, would, and can do.
~*A meeting inside an office takes place, Gaara taking a seat across the table from Shikamaru.*~
Gaara: Mr. Nara, thanks for coming to your performance review.
Shikamaru Nara: No problem.
Gaara: So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Shikamaru Nara: Absolutely, I'm The Shika.
Gaara: Okay, so take us in the day of the life of, "The Shika."
Shikamaru Nara: Well the first thing I do is--
Lounge around!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Check out girls!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Lead a team of ninjas!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Watch some clouds!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Eat some gum!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Go to sleep!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Alarm wakes me up!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
How troublesome!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Hit on Temari!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Get rejected!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Tell her off!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Gnaw on toothpicks!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Read pornography!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Rant loudly!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Get annoyed!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Eat more gum!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Child support check!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
No RP!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Drink some apple juice
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Shit on Ino's flowers!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Get some pills!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
In my mouth!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
"Wait wtf? Naw, we ain't doin' that shit.."
Smarten up!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Hide from Tayuya!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Leave my workspace!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Be apathetic!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Get my dick sucked!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Start breakdancing!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Let my hair out!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Get all sexy!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Start raging!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Black out in the sewer!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Meet a sexy furry!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Fuck its brains out!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Turn Super Saiyan!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Fuck up everyone!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Explode into a pool of semen!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Now I'm dead!
(LIKE THE SHIKA)
Gaara: Uh-huh. So that's an...Average day for you then.
Shikamaru Nara: No doubt.
Gaara: You fuck an anthro and die.
Shikamaru Nara: Hell yeah.
Gaara: And I think at one point there you mentioned something about exploding into a pool of semen?
Shikamaru Nara: ...Nope.
Gaara: Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.
Shikamaru Nara: Nah, that ain't me.
Gaara: Okay, well this has been eye-opening for me. *Begins picking up his stuff.*
Shikamaru Nara: I'm The Shika.
Gaara: Yeah, I know, I got that. You said it about 400 times.
Shikamaru Nara: I'm The Shika.
Gaara: Yeah, yeah, I got it. *Stands up from his seat.*
Shikamaru Nara: I'm The Shika.
Gaara: Okay, great. I heard you. Bye! *Leaves the room.*
Stats
Full Name: Shikamaru "The Shika" Nara
Aliases: Cloud Watcher, Apathy-chan, Sloth-san, Lazy-kun, Shikaface
Status: Once upon a time there was Temari. The end.
Orientation: Mostly straight, but surprise me.
Race: Human.
Age: Prodigy
Hair Color: Black
Eye Color: Brown/hazel
Height: 170 cm (5'8")
Weight: 54.2 kg (About over 120 pounds)
Body: Slim, yet athletic.
Likes
- Women, or anything really feminine, clearly.
- Doing about as nothing as possible.
- Ranting
- Sex
- Okay, watching clouds, there
- His hair
- People who know how to RP, as in...
- Para, Multi-Para, proper grammar, punctuation, decent spelling, etc. The works.
- Is picky, yes.
- People acknowledging him
- Admittedly, some hugs/cuddling
- Copping feels.
- Giving nicknames, has a habit of that.
- Not much
Dislikes
- Empty profiles, this ranges from absolutely nothing to barely anything
- Noobs. The difference being, he can accept newbies, not noobs.
- Music in profiles. Unnecessary, most people have bad taste, especially loud music for no reason.
- Futas/Herms, with outrageous penises. Same shit, same toilet.
- "Bi" girls, that still seemingly lean to other girls 90% of the time
- Picky, stuck up, ignorant, whore-bitches with a superiority complex (I know who you are)
- People bugging him. (But likes the attention. Go on, do it anyway.)
- Customers
- People automatically assuming he's a ninja/narutard. I can assume right back at ya, fuckin' herm.
- Calling him "Shiki" or "Shikimaru", purposely or typo. You will be punched.
- Any reference to saying "What a drag." You won't be taken seriously from then on.
- Mary-Sues and Gary-Stews. I. Hate. Them.
- And pretty much everything or everyone
RP Info
Okay, just wanna set one thing clear here, if you managed to read up to here anyway. I know this is Shikamaru, I know he's from Naruto. But this doesn't mean I RP solely, and only Naruto/Ninja based RPs. I like the character Shikamaru Nara, so I only play Shikamaru Nara. He can be in any setting, scenario, story, whatever. He'll be a lazy prodigy in them all. Sexual based RP always welcomed too, Para/Multi-Para.
By the way, a side-note, I play Shikamaru with a bit of a twist. Already being brilliant but lazy, I added a more asshole demeanor on him. So he's a dick, but so good at what he does nobody can do anything about it. For better reference, think Dr. Cox from Scrubs or Randal Graves from Clerks. He's the Dead Pool in most RP's, he breaks the fourth wall, so In-Character or Out Of Character, it's the same Shika! Hah.
Preferred Example Of The Shika At Work
Random Customer: *Looking over two particular drinks, rather indecisively.* They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? *Looking at the bartender* Sir?
Shikamaru Nara: -Seen actually sitting atop of the bar counter, resting his back against a pillar and reading a magazine in hand.- What?
Random Customer: Are either one of these any good?
Shikamaru Nara: I don't drink.
Random Customer: Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Shikamaru Nara: -Slowly blinks, still not bothering to look away from his magazine.- I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Random Customer: *Frowns.* You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Shikamaru Nara: Nope.
Random Customer: *Turns around, then shows Shikamaru the same drinks.* Well, what about these two?
Shikamaru Nara: -Turns a single page of his magazine.- Oh, they suck.
Random Customer: *Lowers her eyebrows.* These are the same two drinks! You weren't paying any attention!
Shikamaru Nara: No, I wasn't.
Random Customer: *Brings her hands to her hips in a frustrated manner.* I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...
Shikamaru Nara: I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Random Customer: *Blinks* I beg your pardon?
Shikamaru Nara: Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me. -His eyes continued to wander over the pages idly.-
Random Customer: I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Shikamaru Nara: And I hope it feels good.
Random Customer: You hope what feels good? *Beginning to grit her teeth in frustration.*
Shikamaru Nara: I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? -Turns another page slowly.-
Random Customer: -Slams the drinks down onto the counter.- Well, this is the last time I drink here.
Shikamaru Nara: You'll be missed.
Random Customer: *Flips him off with the middle finger.* Screw you! *Leaves the tavern in a huff.*
Shikamaru Nara: -Runs to the door.- Hey! You're not allowed to drink here anymore!
Horde Of Shikamaru Images, Go!
For many RP purposes, these images will relate exactly what and how The Shika will appear as. I'll give mini detail examples, on each.
The general, overall, in a nutshell, majority-of-the-time Shikamaru appearance. No, still not Ninja-Universe setting.
Much more modern, street-gear attire. May wear this when feeling...Cool.
When his hair is out, but doesn't notice, nor of everyone oggling him. This happens very rarely.
Japanese schoolboy Shika, yeah. For one of those sort of settings
And depending on his mood, when his hair is out, it'll actually...Come to be this
Shika Couples!
These are preferred couplings, just in case it were to ever happen. Doesn't mean I'm subjected to ONLY these pairings, nor am I exclusive to them. If anything, they're just examples.
The Shika x Tayuya
The Shika x Ino
The Shika & Sabaku no Temari
In Memory
To the world you may be one person
But to one person you may be the world
The Shika, The Pimp
The Shika + Glasses =...?
Rape worthy.
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