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The name's Bro. Slightly creamsicle-flavored, an undying fan of bodacious plush rumps, and be warned- highly inappropriate.

 

Bro Strider; a man of mystery and a master of irony. He's a ham, a charmer, tall and dashingly handsome - and somehow finds a way to get along with nearly everyone he comes across.

The creator of the flash-step, adept with a sword and capable of dropping sick beats and even sicker rhymes when the time calls for it. There's no room for shitty weapons in this expert's arsenal. Eyes hide behind pointed shades and that's how it's going to stay.

There ain't anything that's going to crack that shell.

 

The best bad role model.

 

| sweetheart / fuckhead