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A Romance with Wrestling:

 

"You have to let go. Fall in love with wrestling. Love the ropes, the apron, the lights, the turnbuckles, the fans, the bookers, the tv, and then realize, wrestling is the dirty bitch that everyone uses. She’s been used, loved, and fucked a million times. But damn, she feels GOOD, so why will she remember you? That’s the same with the crowd, the bookers, the TV station, and the business. Make her remember you. You have to feel it. She needs to feel you. Every time. Wrestling has to be like fucking that bitch. Angry, sexy, and emotional. Wrestling will give you ring worm, staph infection, she’ll hurt you, make you lose your mind, lose relationships, lose friends, and then one day she’ll smile like you are the most important thing in the world and you will go right back. Wrestling is your best friend and your worst enemy. Wrestling is your lover and your mistress. Wrestling is everything. Wrestling can give you everything and take everything away. Passion is my motivation. Wrestling is passion.

 

Maria getting ready

 

"I'm glad I came in innocent, because it means I can become devilish at some point." 

 

Kisses!

 

Bio:

 

Full name: Mary Louise Brooks

Alias(es) : Spitfire, The little Greek that could, Maria Kanellis or just Maria

Age: 21 plus 10

Height: 5'7

Weight: Ain't tellin'

Nationality: Greek -American

Occupation: Professional Wrestler/Sports Entertainer, Model, Singer, Mom

Titles: None! Will be working as an announcer and interviewer. Planning on doing a WWE aftershow for the site.

Relationship: Married to CM Punk!!!

Injuries: None. Semi-Retired.

Finishing and Signature moves:

Beautiful Bulldog

Bronco Buster

Head scissors Takedown  

Stepover Toehold Sleeper aka "Alluring Torment"

Her own version of the Anaconda Vice and

her own version of the figure four leglock due to being managed by Ric Flair.

 

 

Shimmy



Story so far: After being released from WWE in 2010, Maria went on to work on her music. Despite her music career taking off and her modeling keeping her afloat, she missed the crowds. She missed being in the ring. So she turned to the indies. Maria worked her ass off, training and getting better all around. She started dating Mike Bennett but WWE wanted her back. She went back into developmental and came back to the WWE in 2012. Unfortunately she broke up with Bennett during that time but ended up back with a man she thought she would never see again. CM Punk. She always said that he was the man she was going to marry and after all that time, seeing him again and spending time with him brought back feelings she thought was gone. Apparently the same had happened to him and now they're back together. Its been eight months since they're rekindled their relationship and its still going strong. At the moment Maria is working as an announcer, but she hopes to get back into the ring soon.

 

Update!: Maria and Punk are now married. They were wed several months ago  after a fairly long engagement. (Not as long as Nattie's though.) Maria moved from Los Angeles back to Chicago  and is now residing in Punk's  Condo. They still travel together, and Maria is enjoying the perks of having a husband as wonderful as Phil.  They may or may not be working on adding a special addition to their family. What it might be, that's a secret...for now!

 

Update! : It is official! There's going to be a little Punk or Maria around in 9 months! The sex of the baby is unknown at this time but the new parents are excited for this addition to their now growing family. 

 

Update!: A little Maria was born September 30th. Audrey Rose Brooks. She was a little small when she was born, but she was a healthy as she could be. And about as sweet as sugar. 

 

 

 

 











 

 

(MY SOMEWHAT LIMITED) Photo  and gif Gallery!

 

Flipping the bird!

 

Not sure...

 

YEEEEAH!!

 

Hair flip~

 

Running to the ring!

 

Hawt~

 

OGOD

 

A little fan service!

 

Punk approves!

 

Thumbs up!

 

NERD

 

Maria strut

 

Click the pictures below!

 

Mini Pic Test      Maria gotta choke a bitch

 

PINNED!      Knee to the gut

 

Knocking down the competition           Gotta stick her landing

 

 

                Click me for more pictures!

 

 

 

OOC: This is a profile for wrestling only. WWE/ROH/OVW/FCW. Whatever it may be.  Please do not come to me with anything other than wrestling unless you are my friends. (You know who you are! :3 ) And please refrain from trying to force RP onto me because I'll just ignore you. I reserve the right to say No. Non. Nyet. Nein. Bu. Hakuna. And my personal favorite. "HELL TO THE NO!" No flirting with me either. I know Maria is sexy. No need to say that and then oogle her like a piece of meat. I will only RP romance with CM Punk anyways so there. Done deal. Hope you enjoyed my profile and if you just want to bullshit I'm down for that unless I'm actively RPing and then I gotta focus on that instead of what's happening on So you think you can dance or something.  I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF THE ONLY WRESTLING ROOM ON RPH! Click on the red heart below for the link!

 

 

That's all for now! Yay! 

 

Happy Maria dance!