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"The thing about growing up with Fred and George, is that you sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve." 

—Ginny Weasley on Fred andGeorge

 

 

 

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G is for George who lost his left ear... 

 

"So top grade's O for 'Outstanding,'" she [Hermione] was saying, "and then there's A-" "No, E," George corrected her, "E for 'Exceeds Expectations.' And I've always thought Fred and I should've got E in everything, because we exceeded expectations just by turning up for the exams."

 

The Weasley family: Arthur (father), Molly (mother), Bill (eldest brother), Charlie(second eldest brother), Percy (third eldest brother), Fred (identical twin brother),Ron (youngest brother) and Ginny (only sister, youngest sibling ).

 

 

So, havin' some difficulties tellin' the two most handsomest blokes you'll ever meet apart? Well, you're in luck, 'cuz Fred and I have figured out a few things that might help you less than observative folks. First off, I'm left handed. So if you see one of us scribbling with their right hand, it ain't me. Second, my hearing is sensational (not). So if you're wantin' to spout off rumors about me, best do it at at least a mile off!

I'm easily distracted. Can't help it if things aren't interesting enough to hold my attention! And I also..

May or may not be a bit of a flirt. But hey, I can't help it if an attractive specimen passes me by and I feel the need to relay my feelings!

When it comes to appearances, I'm always keeping mine in tip-top condition, unlike that disorderly brother o' mine. And finally, this is what Fred thinks he's better'n me, but I always prove 'im wrong!

I'm older, by a mere, puny, insignificant little 7.5 minutes!

 

"What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life."

 

 

The Brass Tax:

-I will give you as much respect as you give me. I'm not a troll and, just as you are, I am here to have fun.

-I will allow you to make yourself look like a jackass.

 

- NEW RULE!  Due to recent events, I have made a very BIG decision.  I am no longer here to make friends.  It just ends very badly.  I am here to role-play and nothing more.

-Yeah, maybe I do play him with blokes. I can still play him canon and I can still kick your arse.

 

- I prefer to only play with canon relatives.  please respect my decision.  It's nothing personal and you are probably a great person.

-Don't just start! It's annoying!

-I can play him pre and post ear loss and pre and post Fred's death. Depends on my mood.

-He will flirt to get what he wants, but never follows through. His "sexual" intentions are pure.

-However, you want some? Come and get it!

-I will play with OCs and other canons as long as they are decent.

-No one-liners please mates?

-No, you can't kill George!

-I believe that 100% canon can get a bit boring, so, I'm not a canon Nazi.

-Don't chat speak at me. Letters make up words, not replace them.

 

 

 Post Battle of Hogwarts

 

 

R.I.P.  Fred Weasley.  

My twin.

My best friend.

My other half.

Life will never be the same without you.

 

 

After Fred's death, George lost his ability to create a Patronus.  In fact, George lost a lot.   He has good days, but his bad days are REALLY bad.  He carries Fred's wallet instead of his now and holds onto anything and that was of his brother.  He has a box in his room with Fred's wand, a few pictures of them and Fred's watch with his name inscribed on the under side.   He often talks to an invisible Fred and to his reflection.  He's not crazy...  just coping.  He never gets over his loss and will forever miss his brother.

 

 

A letter to Fred.

 

Dear Freddy,

 

Mum said I should write this letter to help with the healing process.  I don't understand why, since you're gone and won't be able to read it.

 

Ah well, I just won't tell anyone.

 

Anyway, it's very lonely here now.  I have no one to really talk to.  I mean everyone wants me to talk about you.  Everyone wants to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay.  They all took your death really hard.  But, I took it worst of all.  You were my womdmate for all these years.  You'd be so touched.  Your funeral was beautiful and everyone showed up.  Mum wore that dress we always liked on her.  I buried you with your school pennet and one of our baby pictures.

 

Charlie even came home from Romania... As soon as he found out.  I've never seen so many people in my life!  And then everyone brought food and we all ate and cried and laughed and cried some more.  I can't stop crying really.  Even to save face.

 

Heck, even Draco, that wanker showed up and gave mum a hug.  Mum was always the best at hugs.

 

It's really lonely now.  Mum had me move back home.  It's hard being in our room.  I used to complain because you snored louder than the Hogwart's Express.  Now?  I'd give anything to hear that one more time.  You were my everything Fred Weasley and I have no idea what I am going to do now without you.  I feel like half of me has been ripped away and I can never get it back.  Well, I was thinking I could just put this on your grave right?  Send it Death Mail?  Sorry that wasn't very funny...  I lost a lot of me with you.

 

Anyway, mum is calling me to dinner... well... calling... us...  

I love you Fred.

 

Love,

George Weasley

Your Prankster-in-chief